Survivalist Spa Days

Welcome to Survivalist Spa Days, where you can finally relax after bugging out from the impending doom of society. Our expert staff will help you find the perfect blend of relaxation and paranoia.

Current Specials:

• Apocalypse Massage: A soothing blend of oil, meditation, and doomsday prepping
• Post-Apocalyptic Facial: A refreshing facial treatment using locally sourced radiation-resistant mud
• Bug-Out Bingo: A thrilling game of "Will I have to bug out or will it bug out on me?"

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